There are some moment that you can see when your life changes.
And there are times when you find out that someone forgot to tell you that your life changes.
Seriously, you all can forget.
The basis of all things leafy and green. I have craved a Ceaser’s Salad so bad, I swear I could practically taste it as it went by.
I was told that lettuce was a choking hazard. I should be careful to avoid lettuce at all costs.
Then, I found out.
Due to a total mix-up in paperwork, we weren’t told when I had dietary changes.
Do you know what that means?
I could have lettuce all this time I was home.
I COULD HAVE SALAD!
Junk-punching, America’s new pastime.