when did my life become a Lifetime movie starring Valerie Bertonelli?

I read a few of the blog posts I’d written.  They were brutally honest and truthful.  When I tell about handicap and disability my words are always real and to-the-point.

Unfortunately, it’s as depressing as hell.

I was reading about our life with it’s falls, it’s emotional up-and-down, my moods.

I felt sorry for us!!

To understand why there is even a reason to keep going: Today, Pete and I were learning to move in the pool together. My husband was being the super supportive guy he always is and threatened ice-cube therapy.  I, of course, was the picture perfect wife and answered with a threat to nail his ballsack to his forehead. We both laughed ourselves silly.

What I don’t think Pete saw behind him was the guy with no arms looking at us with total horror…..testicles vs arms….I think we know which ones would win.

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12 Responses to when did my life become a Lifetime movie starring Valerie Bertonelli?

  1. Cort June 25, 2010 at 3:16 PM #

    nail his ballsack to his forehead… thanks for finding my long, lost snickergiggle…I knew it was around here somewhere!
    .-= Cort´s last blog ..I are food – most of the time. =-.

  2. Amanda June 25, 2010 at 2:51 PM #

    Ballsack. Reminds me of the word my sister and I were obsessed with at ages 4 and 10: dickwad.
    .-= Amanda´s last blog ..Play it again =-.

  3. Laurie June 25, 2010 at 9:38 AM #

    Depressing? No.

    Inspiring? Yes.

    Hilarious? Always.
    .-= Laurie´s last blog ..3-Day Update and a Giveaway =-.

  4. Rachel ~ Southern Fairytale June 25, 2010 at 9:19 AM #

    HA!
    This, is why y’all are so awesome.
    Somehow, I think Lifetime would make that ballsack comment something more “p.c.”
    .-= Rachel ~ Southern Fairytale´s last blog ..National Bomb Pop Day =-.

  5. BecZhang June 25, 2010 at 6:42 AM #

    There’s nothing wrong with keeping it real. You guys are awesome!

  6. Adrienne June 25, 2010 at 12:46 AM #

    Can’t take you two anywhere! ROFLMAO
    .-= Adrienne´s last blog ..Kissimmee Kissayou =-.

  7. Kristin June 24, 2010 at 11:22 PM #

    That is why I <3 you…your crazy ass sense of humor!
    .-= Kristin´s last blog ..A One-Two Punch =-.

  8. Digital Mom June 24, 2010 at 10:09 PM #

    THANK you for your realism. I heart it.
    .-= Digital Mom´s last blog ..Do You Text & Drive? =-.

  9. Shirley June 24, 2010 at 10:04 PM #

    We all end up having parts of our lives that feel like Lifetime movies! It’s just your turn now. I don’t think the heroine of a Lifetime movie would say the word Ballsack, though. LOL!
    .-= Shirley´s last blog ..What? =-.

  10. Jen June 24, 2010 at 8:58 PM #

    LOL…the ballsack comment is priceless!

  11. Neeroc June 24, 2010 at 8:53 PM #

    I thought they always won?

  12. Karalyn June 24, 2010 at 6:58 PM #

    Ha ha ballsack!

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