This is where I’m supposed to tell you thing that might be sad. This is also the place where I can brag when my body decides to do something new. Sometimes this is where I get to share something funny.
Today this place gets a new purpose.
It’s where I plot someone’s painful and untimely death.
No, I’m serious.
The person that is responsible for the amount of pain I went through today deserves a punishment that involves pitchforks and rusty tweezers.
And I have a really high pain tolerance. Dude, I had three babies with no epidurals. I can take pain.
I cried. I never cry.
This time it was so bad that after the doctor left I let it out a little.
Then I had to make that stinking appointment for the next time.