Yesterday was Mother’s Day.
Most celebrated the mother in their life.
They were one. They were going to be one. They had been one. They were always going to be the child of one.
Just this one time I’m going to dance around in my underwear, stick out my tongue and say “NA NA NA NA BOO BOO!”
Cause I win!
Hands down, no contest, don’t even bother.
This is the greatest card EVER.
In the history of cards.
When the first caveman went to the local Wal-Cave and went to get a card for his mom, he dreamed of someday getting a card this epic.