Once upon a time, I had quite the impressive bosom. 
NO LIE.
To be really blunt about it, “the twins” were fun.
They did the BEST card tricks!
The strokes were a lot of adjustment physically.
Wheelchairs to get used to.
Legs that don’t work.
Arms that don’t feel.
Faces that aren’t straight.
But still.
THE BOOBAGES.
Even better.
The fact that I’m now in a wheelchair means people are looking down at me the entire time we talk.
Past my face.
Down my cleavage.
WAY IN THERE.
Like they’re spelunking.
Even a fairly decently cut shirt makes me feel like a Vegas showgirl that tripped onstage and lost her top…..again.
So, it just goes to prove: guys cannot NOT look at boobs.
Even when they’re attached to a crooked, handicapped package.
You can almost hear them thinking, “That poor handicapped girl, BUT LOOK AT THAT RACK!”
Or maybe that’s just MY husband.
You gotta love him.
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oops – double post!
(soz)
Crooked – yeah I dig that. with a giant
)
and heartfelt ouch. But you put it into a
realistic perspective, yet manage not to
‘crap’ on anyone. Nice read and really
illuminating. (PS – please send more photos
signed,
(instant fan) terry
Bwahahahahaha!
Rock on, girlfriend!!!
Ah… HA! Excellent. I’m going to send Mark Zuckerberg a thank you note because, somehow, Facebook brought me here. Yay!!!
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Card tricks! FTW! I’m still laughing with that one. I love your sense of humor. Ever since my daughter’s life altering hemorrhage we’ve still found a lot to laugh about. Her favorite song i the hospital after she became more lucid; “It Sucks To Be Me” from Avenue Q. (The nurses would look at me and my husband with horror until they saw that it made her smile.) Her shirt to wear to each of her (non-emergency) surgeries (31 surgeries in the last 5 years}: IT SUCKS TO BE ME. The model name, prominently displayed on the back frame of her snazzy, zebra covered wheelchair: Spazzy. Apropos since she has moderate-severe ataxia.
You’ve got two choices: laugh or cry. We find it much better to laugh!
This may be your funniest blog entry ever and yep, I’m laughing, but I totally lost it when I read Peter’s comment. Now you and your boobies go get tomorrow, Anissa…
This was just plain awesome…and so true. Accentuate the positive I say!
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Hey, you should totally get a glass eye and put it (iris up) way down in your cleavage. So when people look way down in there, you can stare back at them. Ha.
Here’s to undulating personalities!
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Your boobs are truly inspirational. As is the rest of you.
Wait? Your face is crooked?
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Work it girl! Your girls sound like good times. PS Can they teach mine to do card tricks? Cuz mine are kinda lazy and just sit around all the time.
Hilarity! @AnissaMayhew: i may have 1 good leg and 1 good arm, but I still have 2 good boobs apparently – http://freeanissa.com/Q9
Oh, I’ve totally said that. Many times.
I can’t stop laughing!!!!
Go with it Anissa, buy the fancy tops and showcase those girls. I would.
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That is just the God’s honest truth. They can’t help themselves – and hey, if you’ve got fabulous boobs, what can you do? Buy fabulous tops.
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I’m developing my own moobs too. Oddly, no one seems to be looking at them though. . . LUCKY!
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You still have gorgeous boobs and I love that you can make me laugh like I am right now..
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Do you remember the self-portrait you took by sticking my camera up your shirt? I need to find that.
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i may have 1 good leg and 1 good arm, but I still have 2 good boobs apparently http://dlvr.it/Tff7y
It’s true, Your boobs mesmorized me from the very second I met you at Blissdom ’09. Long live the rack!
Hey, when you’ve got it, you’ve got it.
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Gotta love Rockin a “booby shirt!”
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You are too funny!
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I WROTE THIS: i may have 1 good leg and 1 good arm, but I still have 2 good boobs apparently – http://freeanissa.com/Q9