Before you watch this video I should explain a few thing.
- My dress isn’t crooked. I wear it that way on purpose. All the cool kids are doing it these days.
- That’s a seatbelt I’m wearing for safety. I wear it all the time. It’s ugly. I know. So is face-planting.
- That lump square on my right boob is my cell phone. That’s where I keep it for easy access. Try it. Looks freaky. Ridiculously simple.
- That’s Rachael behind me. She says hello. So does the cat.