what’s harder than one-handed bra removal?

Getting dressed when you only have one strong arm can be challenging, to say the least.

Putting a shirt on was one skill they taught you before they set you loose.

Now, humor me and put your shirt on.

Don’t use your dominant arm at all.

Don’t let it stiffen at arm holes.

Don’t let it push it’s way out.

It sort of sucks!

THE ART OF GETTING A SHIRT ON

  • You put the shirt in your lap, front down
  • You start with your weak side, bunch up the sleeve, and pull your hand through the hole with your stronger hand
  • Still on your weak arm, pull the sleeve at least over your elbow
  • Now you stick your stronger arm in it’s sleeve
  • Having both arms in should make the neck hole accessible, yank it down over your head (destroying any chance you had of a hairdo)
  • Pulling the neck into place SHOULD ease the weaker-arm-sleeve into place
  • Adjust, smooth, realize why you very rarely see women with one arm wearing button-front shirts

IF.

You should get your shirt on and realize that &*$##%^&&%$#@$# thing is on backwards, HERE.

Backwards Shirt Day

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8 Responses to what’s harder than one-handed bra removal?

  1. Penbleth May 13, 2011 at 9:42 AM #

    There’s nothing that can’t be achieved with a little jiggling.

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  2. Becky May 12, 2011 at 11:32 PM #

    Omg. Laughed til tears rolled!

    You are truly spectacular!

    I will send you something that you may laugh at/with me as well ;-)

  3. Becky May 12, 2011 at 11:31 PM #

    Omg. Laughed til tears rolled!

    You are truly spectacular!

    I will send you something that you may laugh at/with me as well ;-)

  4. Christina May 12, 2011 at 12:11 AM #

    I only recently figured out how to get a bra on with one hand. That only took 11months and two occupational therapists to figure it out and I still struggle with it some days.

  5. Twenty Four At Heart May 11, 2011 at 6:22 PM #

    I had a total stranger help me with my bra yesterday.
    Yes, I did.
    Who knew my life would be like this?
    She was very nice about it and she didn’t even try to cop a feel while she was at it.
    I totally understand
    Sincerely,
    Your one-armed friend
    xo

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  6. Heather May 10, 2011 at 11:01 AM #

    It’s totally easy to take a bra off if you NEVER PUT ONE ON! When I am an old woman, I will be floppy and proud!

    Great post!

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  7. ThePeachy1 May 10, 2011 at 10:57 AM #

    wasn’t it Criss Cross that made this sexy in the 80′s? I say you bring it back!

  8. 2bkate May 10, 2011 at 10:15 AM #

    Wow I’m going to try this. You have such a great sense of humor about this xoxo.

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