I can’t begin to tell you all the times @SueBob emailed or DM’d me when I didn’t ask for help but SHE WANTED TO.
This woman is funnier and more awesome than I can imagine a drunk Guatemalan midget could be.
My life is better for Suebob choosing me to be one of her friends.
Happy Birthday, SueBob. No one is better than you. Period.
Except Baby Jesus.