I have this friend Jenny.
You may know her as the Bloggess.
You may also know her as Inmate 856846746, but that’s another story for another day.
In past years, Jenny’s does her hostess duties from the ladies room.
People sometimes don’t realize that it isn’t an attention-getting tactic, it’s a defense mechanism for someone who has severe anxiety issues.
It’s a way to control the noise, the light and the number of people.
BUT THIS YEAR the ladies room was too far away for Jenny to do her thing.
So, the co-hosts of the People’s Party did an amazing thing and BUILT a mock bathroom in their ballroom.
That sounds great, huh?
The mock-bathroom was fantastic!
But Jenny’s fans (and OHMYLORD she has them) had formed a line and she was cornered like like a wild beast.
Jenny loves people. She loves writing. (she’s really farking good at it, in case you didn’t know) She loves her readers.
She just has issues dealing with so many of them at once.
SO I HAVE A PLAN FOR BLOGHER12!
This is a confessional. Jenny goes in one side, fans go in the other. WIN/WIN!
(you are not required to tell Jenny any sins, but if you do she might give you candy)
This could work, people!
I want you to have the chance to meet the fabulous that is Bloggesspere, but I only want what make her feel safe & good.
WWJD? He’d raise his hands up the air and wave ‘em like he just don’t care!