We went for “Freshmen Schedule Orientation” at Nathaniel’s soon-to-be high school.
Otherwise known as “Did high school girl always look like THAT?” and “ENOUGH WITH THE BOUNCING!” day.
I’m thinking of strategies.
- Stealing his cell phone and broadcasting a text message “thanx 4 ue support with this Herpes outbreak.”
- Jsnking his Facebook account and leaving a status from”him” “HOW LONG SHOULD I HAVE THIS RASH BEFORE I SEE A DOC?”
- Getting Jackie to drive me to the school and we’ll set up a fake fundraiser outside of the cafeteria to “Help get Nathaniel Mayhew an IPod”.
What do you think?
Any of them sound good?