when i get irate i WILL stab people

My friend Julia is traveling with me. Julia Roberts.

I’ll give you a moment to let that sink in.

Julia has shaved my armpits. She has gotten me through airport security. She loaded and unloaded my wheelchair countless times. She’s had to navigate bathrooms and restaurants for handicap accessibility. She’s made umpteen phone calls for me because customer service was being difficult.

Those are just a few of the ways she helps me.

Julia is my friend.

Julia goes beyond what most friends do.

So when people ignore her and treat her like an extension of my wheelchair it hurts me that people hurt HER.

It makes me unbelievably stabtastic.

You have been warned.

These “pushers” are special people who work hard to treat me with dignity and respect.


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10 Responses to when i get irate i WILL stab people

  1. Liz @ The Six Year Itch June 29, 2012 at 12:00 AM #

    How could anyone ignore the awesomeness that is Julia? Ample cleavage: check. Fashion forward prints: yep, got that. Take no bullshit ‘tude: oh, there’s that too. Amazingly genuine: they missed out.

    Liz @ The Six Year Itch´s last post…One American, One Mother, One Miscarriage that Almost Killed Me Because I Didn’t Have Insurance

  2. Vikki June 27, 2012 at 12:44 PM #

    Here’s to good friends…

    I love to quote old Lowenbrau commercials.

    Also, Julia – I’m gonna need you to shave my armpits at BlogHer.

    Vikki´s last post…The Onion

  3. Nichole June 27, 2012 at 11:32 AM #

    Not to mention, if you ignore Julia you are missing out on meeting an amazing person. Anissa always has the best pushers.

    Nichole´s last post…In which my baking offends the Queen of England

  4. Julia Roberts June 27, 2012 at 11:05 AM #

    I love you. #thatisall

    Julia Roberts´s last post…Friday Photo Fun

  5. Jana A (@jana0926) June 24, 2012 at 11:11 PM #

    Yes. YES!!!!

    Jana A (@jana0926)´s last post…It’s Conference Time!

  6. Susan in the Boonies June 21, 2012 at 1:55 PM #

    I love Julia. I count myself blessed to have met her.

    Susan in the Boonies´s last post…Pioneer Woman’s Spicy Pasta Salad with Smoked Gouda, Tomatoes and Basil


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