Category Archives: I can't make this stuff up

Wax on, my friends, wax on

By Anissa Mayhew | Published: October 23, 2009

I am very honest with myself regarding my strengths and weaknesses. Fitting into jeans: Weakness Yelling at stupid people: Strength Saying no to those last ten Jelly Bellies: Weakness Staying up way too late on Skype with my west coast buddies: Strength Cleaning out the litter box with joy in my heart: Weakness and now? I have a new check in [...]

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After this I may bash Mickey Mouse in the head next time I see him

By Anissa Mayhew | Published: August 24, 2009

Back in June, we moved into our new house in Georgia. Six days into it, I *thought* I saw a mouse or rat in the kitchen. Appropriate amounts of pants-crapping took place. Pest guy was contacted, no rodent was located or ever seen again. Food stopped being noshed on and it looked as though it was possible [...]