Category Archives: inappropriate moments

This post alone is reason to make sure my kids’ schools never find out I have a blog

By Anissa Mayhew | Published: August 19, 2009

Why no one should ever…I repeat…EVER…offer me a PTA position. Cause I just might take them up on it. And then? Armageddon. Or at least the school version of it. Dear 2009-2010 parents, I sure appreciate your misguided voting to elect me as your new PTA president. We are instituting a few possibly-not-totally-approved-by-administration changes to the way this year’s PTA [...]

Also posted in Things I do to my kids, things that crack me up | Tagged education, PTA, school | 12 Comments

On this first day of school

By Anissa Mayhew | Published: August 7, 2009

My kids started school today. I KNOW! We start wicked early but that’s a really good thing because OHMYFREAKINGHECK do my kids need to be around some other kids. And out of my butt hair. Thursday was open house at their respective schools…the girls at the same elementary school and Nathaniel at *gulp* middle school. I am blown [...]

Also posted in motherhood, the things my kids do | Tagged parenting, school | 47 Comments

It’s never too early to teach your kids how to get thrown out of an establishment with STYLE

By Anissa Mayhew | Published: August 6, 2009

Note: I have never closed comments on a post before, but depending on how this post is received today, I may have to. I was “asked to leave” a restaurant that will remain unnamed. I’m not even angry that they asked me to leave because I know it was asked out of respect for the many children [...]

Also posted in Stupid, all things bloggity | Tagged anger issues, special needs, stupid things people say | 148 Comments