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inappropriate moments

the first of the recap posts….aka, a lot of babbling

on August 8, 2010 in blogher

Tweet So much to tell. So much to say. There are people that have names I will forget to mention….but they rocked my weekend. There are friends from the past that reminded me how very blessed I am. I think I got to see almost everyone I planned on.  There were a few that slipped [...]

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when i am superman i can fly. and bake. and knit.

on April 14, 2010 in How we do things

Tweet I’ve been reading what others wrote about me. People wrote some really nice stuff. They thought I was incredibly nice and inspiring.  They thought I was full of hopeful dreams and bright beliefs.  They thought I was sweet and loving. They were wrong. I rub body parts and demand nudity.  I believe there is [...]

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my kids used to think i snored. now they shake me awake for comas.

on March 29, 2010 in How we do things

Tweet Things have changed since i woke up from the coma. in good ways – I managed to miss all of winter. in bad ways – I’ll  pay to see the new Twilight movie.  Oh,  I’ll pay. And in ways that break your heart into tiny little pieces – Peyton cried because mommy wasn’t all [...]

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This post alone is reason to make sure my kids’ schools never find out I have a blog

on August 19, 2009 in Things I do to my kids

Tweet Why no one should ever…I repeat…EVER…offer me a PTA position. Cause I just might take them up on it. And then? Armageddon. Or at least the school version of it. Dear 2009-2010 parents, I sure appreciate your misguided voting to elect me as your new PTA president. We are instituting a few possibly-not-totally-approved-by-administration  changes [...]

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On this first day of school

on August 7, 2009 in inappropriate moments

Tweet My kids started school today. I KNOW! We start wicked early but that’s a really good thing because OHMYFREAKINGHECK do my kids need to be around some other kids.  And out of my butt hair. Thursday was open house at their respective schools…the girls at the same elementary school and Nathaniel at *gulp* middle [...]

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It’s never too early to teach your kids how to get thrown out of an establishment with STYLE

on August 6, 2009 in Stupid

Tweet Note: I have never closed comments on a post before, but depending on how this post is received today, I may have to. I was “asked to leave” a restaurant that will remain unnamed. I’m not even angry that they asked me to leave because I know it was asked out of respect for [...]

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