Category Archives: the things my kids do

And THIS? Is how it all starts to spiral out of control

By Anissa Mayhew | Published: August 21, 2009

My son got hit on for the first time. She walked by and looked at him and then said “I think you’re pretty hot.” He never quit smiling all evening. That is all. I can be found huddled in the back of my closet, swigging straight from the bottle and comfort eating Jelly Bellies.

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On this first day of school

By Anissa Mayhew | Published: August 7, 2009

My kids started school today. I KNOW! We start wicked early but that’s a really good thing because OHMYFREAKINGHECK do my kids need to be around some other kids. And out of my butt hair. Thursday was open house at their respective schools…the girls at the same elementary school and Nathaniel at *gulp* middle school. I am blown [...]