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things that crack me up

Wax on, my friends, wax on

on October 23, 2009 in I can't make this stuff up

I am very honest with myself regarding my strengths and weaknesses. Fitting into jeans: Weakness Yelling at stupid people: Strength Saying no to those last ten Jelly Bellies: Weakness Staying up way too late on Skype with my west coast buddies: Strength Cleaning out the litter box with joy in my heart: Weakness and now? [...]

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I live for these moments!!

on August 20, 2009 in Kerfluffle

Sometimes it just does not pay to even bother opening your eyes in the morning….. At 7:30 Rachael wakes me up.  WAKES ME UP.  We have to be out the door at 7:45 to get the girls to school on time. Apparently my alarm clock bothers her so she comes in and turns it off. [...]

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This post alone is reason to make sure my kids’ schools never find out I have a blog

on August 19, 2009 in Things I do to my kids

Why no one should ever…I repeat…EVER…offer me a PTA position. Cause I just might take them up on it. And then? Armageddon. Or at least the school version of it. Dear 2009-2010 parents, I sure appreciate your misguided voting to elect me as your new PTA president. We are instituting a few possibly-not-totally-approved-by-administration  changes to [...]

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