I am very honest with myself regarding my strengths and weaknesses.

Fitting into jeans: Weakness

Yelling at stupid people: Strength

Saying no to those last ten Jelly Bellies: Weakness

Staying up way too late on Skype with my west coast buddies: Strength

Cleaning out the litter box with joy in my heart: Weakness

and now? I have a new check in the strength box.

Twitter stalking celebrities until they finally buckle and acknowledge me: STRENGTH!

Oh, yes, the force is strong with this one.

Because for about the last two months I’ve been Twitter stalking Ralph Macchio.

You know who I’m talking about!

And he is…he really IS the best around.  *sigh*  I mean, bruised ribs! Bum knee! And still wins? *swooooon*

Anyways, back to stalking.

Key to success? When you’re going to stalk someone with any proficiency, you must have accomplices supportive friends.

Friends who will tweet things like this:

and this:

and then, of course, a little of THIS:

Of course, as any good stalker would know, you really have to give of the best of yourself or it’s just NEVER.GONNA.HAPPEN.

So, Thursday morning I tweeted out THIS GEM:

And? VOILA!

I think it’s pretty clear that he’s madly in love with me and we are destined to be together.  I’ve known it since I was ten, it’s about time HE figured it out.