I am very honest with myself regarding my strengths and weaknesses.

Fitting into jeans: Weakness

Yelling at stupid people: Strength

Saying no to those last ten Jelly Bellies: Weakness

Staying up way too late on Skype with my west coast buddies: Strength

Cleaning out the litter box with joy in my heart: Weakness

and now? I have a new check in the strength box.

Twitter stalking celebrities until they finally buckle and acknowledge me: STRENGTH!

Oh, yes, the force is strong with this one.

Because for about the last two months I’ve been Twitter stalking Ralph Macchio.

You know who I’m talking about!

And he is…he really IS the best around.  *sigh*  I mean, bruised ribs! Bum knee! And still wins? *swooooon*

Anyways, back to stalking.

Key to success? When you’re going to stalk someone with any proficiency, you must have accomplices supportive friends.

Friends who will tweet things like this:

and this:

and then, of course, a little of THIS:

Of course, as any good stalker would know, you really have to give of the best of yourself or it’s just NEVER.GONNA.HAPPEN.

So, Thursday morning I tweeted out THIS GEM:

And? VOILA!

I think it’s pretty clear that he’s madly in love with me and we are destined to be together.  I’ve known it since I was ten, it’s about time HE figured it out.

As you know from the contest I’ve been lucky enough to offer you guys, HP has made a new printer that actually flies. It also does dishes. AND?

It’s an a fantastic diet aid.  Guaranteed to drop 20 lbs in the first 20 print jobs.

The HP Photo Smart Premium?

Best. Printer. EVER!!!

Oh.

What was that?

HP says I’m not allowed to make those claims?

Well, crap.  Whatever.

It’s still a wicked cool printer with fantastic features and cutting edge technology any home/business office would be proud to possess.

Now, you can totally enter to win a printer here, but there’s now another fun and easy to way to win one of these babies for yourself.

We’re having a party!! A Twitter partaaaay!

Oh yeahhhh.

We’ll be giving away ANOTHER printer, as well as other fantastic prizes from Staples, Office Max and  Office Depot throughout the party.

Seriously, prizes.  Twitter.  Printers. WIN. STUFF.

Alrighty. Here’s the “HOW to win stuff” lowdown:

1.  Join us Tuesday, Sept 8th, at 10 PM EST on Twitter!

2.  Use the hashtag #HP in your tweets so we can make sure to catch all your responses and qualify you for extra prizes.

3.  RSVP here for the party and to qualify for the drawing at the end of the night for the Grand Prize giveaway of the HP Photo Smart Premium printer. You MUST be linked up here to be a part of the final random draw.

4.  Follow your party hostesses:

Me

Mommy Goggles

Rockin’ Mama

Domestic Chicky

My Apron Strings

Mommy Mandy

My Therapy

Assertagirl

Motherbumper

Southern Fairytale

Mommy Melee

HP Photosmart Premium Touchsmart Web AiO Sweepstakes. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY & PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE CHANCE OF WINNING. OPEN TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF 50 UNITED STATES, & THE DC, 18 YEARS OLD. Void in Puerto Rico, U.S. territories, possessions and where prohibited by law. Employees of Sponsor, Prize Provider, its subsidiaries, affiliates, their immediate family and household members not eligible. Entry constitutes agreement to rules & Sponsor’s decisions. Participants enter to win the : (1) by submitting a tweet including the following hashtag #HP during the Twitter party hosted by @AnissaMayhew Tuesday, September 8, 2009 starting at 10:00 PM EST / 7:00 PM PST via Twitter or Tweetchat.com and by submitting an RSVP to attend the Twitter event on this page: http://freeanissa.com/2009/09/hp-photo-smart-premium-printer-twitter-party/ Winner chosen by random drawing at the conclusion of the Twitter party at or around 11:00 PM EST / 8:00 PM EST by the organizers of the event. Prize: One (1) HP Photosmart Premium Touchsmart Web AiO (ARV $399.00) to be shipped to winner upon availability of product in retail stores. No substitution, cash redemption or transfer of prizes, except in Sponsor’s discretion. Taxes are winner’s responsibility. Odds of winning depend on number of entries. Entrants release and hold harmless Sponsor, Prize Provider its subsidiaries, affiliates, and their officers, directors, employees, agents from any claim arising out of entry or prize receipt or use. Sponsor: Aiming Low Media. Prize Provider Hewlett-Packard Company, 3000 Hanover Street, Palo Alto, CA 94304-1185.